January 2010
6 posts
“People grow, times they change
Youth, like light, will never stay
It cannot be...”
How To Survive Community College
From the first day of freshman year, high schoolers have the American dream of furthering their education drilled into their heads from parents and teachers alike. During my four years, I was forced to listen to the endless babble and debate on which prestigious university would lead to the brightest future outside of Maine. Their anticipation in my mind was not only a waste of time, but grossly...
Joel & Janna Biography
In the state of Maine lies the small, agricultural town of Livermore with a population of roughly two-thousand people. It is here, within the confines of a humble home studio, where brother-sister duo Joel & Janna recorded their debut album The High Road for a 2008 release. Since then, Joel & Janna have toured all over New England, performing concerts from local churches to SoulFest; at...
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October 2009
2 posts
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July 2009
1 post
June 2009
4 posts
dammit
thatguyneptune: tell phil to SHUT UP, they're back
thatguyneptune: okay?
ignitethatsparky: I've already tried
ignitethatsparky: if he doesn't stop playing, that Fender Strat is going up to be with the Lord
thatguyneptune: don't worry, i just told mom he was playing "dammit"
I Hate You
ohitzstephh: i have a q
me: what?
ohitzstephh: Did u an adrian rele used to have a thing?
ohitzstephh: Lol nc he told me u two were boyfriends and i was like no i know marc doesnt have a bf then he told me u two used to touch eachother when u were younger
Conversation Between Brothers
thatguyneptune's status: DO NOT WRITE. I AM BUSY
gh3ttoskate: hey
thatguyneptune: hey
thatguyneptune: what's up?
gh3ttoskate: nothing at all
gh3ttoskate: just wanted to write because you were “busy”
thatguyneptune: LOL
gh3ttoskate: I have a name for the feelings after a good poop
gh3ttoskate: Post-Poop Syndrome
thatguyneptune: PPS
gh3ttoskate: symptoms include
thatguyneptune: tightening of the rectum
thatguyneptune: swelling of the anal cavity
gh3ttoskate: stomach cramping
gh3ttoskate: numbness of legs, and feet due to the restricted blood flow that comes with sitting on a toilet for prolonged periods of time
thatguyneptune: decrease in blood pressure
gh3ttoskate: hot flashes
gh3ttoskate: and butt flakes
thatguyneptune: i'm reading wiki hows
gh3ttoskate: the how to ask a significant other to lose weight one could have came in handy a while ago
thatguyneptune: i read that
gh3ttoskate: 1. Confront the person you wish to talk to about losing weight.
gh3ttoskate: how is that supposed to work?
gh3ttoskate: "hey honey, today when I was looking at you, I realized that you need to lose weight."
thatguyneptune: HEY!! WE SHOULD GO ON A DIET TOGETHER!
gh3ttoskate: 3. Focus on health, rather than looks. It is important to explain that you are attracted to them now, and that should not be the primary focus.
gh3ttoskate: "It's not that you're FAT, I just want you to be healthy. I love the way you look now."
thatguyneptune: YOU LOOK GREAT
gh3ttoskate: speaking of being fat, do you know what irritates me?
gh3ttoskate: that KFC got rid of the buffalo snacker
thatguyneptune: yes
gh3ttoskate: the colonel is rolling in his grave right now
thatguyneptune: CNN.com - KFC buff Colonel Sanders' grave found empty.
gh3ttoskate: look on the bright side, 16oz coke glasses at McDonalds
thatguyneptune: yes
thatguyneptune: the golden arches just got a bit brighter
She'll Be The Secret You Can't Keep
I woke her up late last night And told her something didn’t feel quite right She looked at me, half asleep And said you’re crazy just go back to bed I walked two miles to be alone Just to feel the cool air against my bones On second street, I second guessed everything I’ve ever said When the sun came up, high above I left a note that read: I’m sorry, my love failed again
May 2009
3 posts
Fight Like a Brave
After reading Hannah’s post saying how no one is on Tumblr anymore, I’ve decided to change that. First off, I’m out of school now. Summer has officially started for us college kids, so I’m pretty excited. The week since I’ve been out has been very interesting, but I’m not here to talk about that. I’ve recently gained another enemy in this world. And they know exactly who they are. As of Friday,...
“I can almost see it, that dream I’m dreaming, but there’s a voice inside my head...”
– (via zomgitsmel)
Miley Cyrus? Please tell me someone hacked Melanie’s Tumblr account.
fail
gh3ttoskate: dude, my dad likes Owl City
rpg DUDE 68: can't be worse than my dad liking fall out boy
April 2009
13 posts
Swine Flu
Around the world, yesterday around 2,700 people died from malaria. Around ten people died from swine flu. The last major flu pandemic, in 1968, killed around a million people. Malaria kills a million people each, and every year. Even after a successful flu vaccines, and treatments, over a thousand people die from ordinary flu every year. One little boy died from swine flu in the U.S. Outside...
Shiraz
Steve, and I shared a glass of Yellowtail wine last night. It tantalized the taste buds in a most putrid way.
Lake Auburn
Steve: Hey, have you guys ever been to heaven?
Ellen: Uh, no.
Gael: No
Steve: Well, this is the closest you're ever going to get.
“I’m not going crazy, I’m just going wherever you are.”
Deposit
Today, a sea gull decided to drop a deuce all over the windowshield of the car. This was while Steve and I were eating. I hate Mondays.
Summertime
My first full year of college is coming to a close. Two weeks left, and summer break is here. It’s been quite a year, and I can honestly say I’m glad how everything has turned out. The past two semesters have been full of memories. Everything from hanging out with Ron at the Cumberland Fair, spending those countless hours at the mall with Grant, to doing absolutely nothing in the CVS...
“This soft serve ice cream, and I are getting along famously.”
“as long as you’re breathing, you’re not failing.”
Happy Easter
Maybe redemption has stories to tell Maybe forgiveness is right where you fell Salvation is here
The List
Since Melanie made a list before her trip to Germany, I decided to make one of my own. Friday is usually the busiest day of the week, so be prepared for an epic list.
Harass Phil about anything I can.
Shoot the grouse that is always in my driveway with my airsoft gun.
Find something to eat.
Hide Steve’s hair straightner, then candy coat his deodorant with dirt.
Prank call the...
“Betrayal is the only truth that sticks.”
March 2009
18 posts
I watched the proverbial sunrise coming up over the Pacific, and you might think I’m losing my mind, but I will shy away from the specifics. ‘Cause I don’t want you to know where I am, ‘cause then you’ll see my heart in the saddest state it’s ever been.
This is no place to try and live my life.
Oh, my
Gael: My father's dog is trying to hump me. This is not good.
“He’s all the way in Kittery. Isn’t that in New Hampshire?”
– Philip Gilbert
Thinking Twice
Spring break is three days away. I’m excited. After a lot of thought, I’ve decided to change my major. Goodbye, Criminal Justice. Hello, transfer.
WGME: Attack Owl Advisory
Associated Press Last update:
4 hours 21 minutes ago
Cross-country skiers who set out on a crisp, moonlit night for a quiet outing in Bangor’s city forest are being targeted by an ornery owl.
Over the past three weeks, at least eight skiers and a few romping dogs apparently have fallen victim to a great horned owl that swoops down from a tree with talons outstretched and smacks...
Friendship is Rare
grantthegreat68:
Friendship Code:
Do not let politics get in the way.
Accept some of their choices even though you do not agree.
Do not spread a secret told to you.
Do not get involved with your friends EX.
Be there.
If there is anything else you want to add, please do so!
Dear Steve,
I’m glad you find it funny to use my fabric softener on your laundry. Stealing from your own brother, and on top of that, using it on a load of skinny jeans?
I’ll see you in hell.
xxZOMGitsmel: I had a big FROWN of DISGUST
gh3ttoskate: Emily Cormier some days i could just scream. 8 minutes ago -
rpg DUDE 68: XD
rpg DUDE 68: Anthony Michael Segovia: tiny???
rpg DUDE 68: LMAO
gh3ttoskate: LOLOL.
gh3ttoskate: Becky Beaudoin is achy
rpg DUDE 68: XD
gh3ttoskate: Becky Beaudoin feels a funk coming.
rpg DUDE 68: BAHAHAHA
gh3ttoskate: Rachel McGlinn was pleased.
rpg DUDE 68: XD
gh3ttoskate: Sarah L Smith wants the one she can't have.
gh3ttoskate: so much material
rpg DUDE 68: Evan Barker wrote on Krista Johnson's Wall. - See Wall-to-Wall Evan ya i'm still alive. haha
rpg DUDE 68: XD
rpg DUDE 68: dude we could go all day
gh3ttoskate: LOLOL
gh3tttoskate: rpg DUDE 68: dude we could go all day
gh3ttoskate: LOLOL
rpg DUDE 68: XD
rpg DUDE 68: Rhaina Chabot at 2:29pm March 4 midget? oh gosh...here we go...
rpg DUDE 68: BAHAHAHAHA
gh3ttoskatet: XD
rpg DUDE 68: XD OMG
gh3ttoskate: WOAH
rpg DUDE 68: Judy Bausman is craving chocolate
rpg DUDE 68: XD
gh3ttoskate: lmao
rpg DUDE 68: Bess Curtis at 6:46pm March 4 hahahah who likes meat on an air-o-plane?!
rpg DUDE 68: LMAO
gh3ttoskate: LMAO
youcntsvethewrldfromspam
Spam blogging gives me a headache.
What’s next, advertisements?
Timmy Coogle
Someone decided to accuse Steve of wanting this girl. So, here is a list of things he’d rather do, rather than…you know.
Do Homework
Self inflict paper cuts
Listen to the Jonas Brothers
Clean up after Dave and Fran
Get dentures
Listen to Timmy Coogle speak on Sunday mornings
Eat Lacie’s holiday cookies
Watch an iCarly marathon
Listen to The Maine…live
Have...
“I know that if Danielle can do it, anyone can.”
– Alex
“going bowling is right up my alley.”
– (via fallingsatellites)
Those Days
Jumping rusted metal fences while running from the cops again. Walking those old abandoned trails, stealing the old man’s apples, living on pocket change. Breath-taking sunsets on the summer skyline, sneaking out late at night, sitting on on cars, looking up at the stars. Staying up for the sunrise, waking up poolside, throwing each other in. Endless miles on the road, countless stares by...
Alan
Alex: I can't go home now, the storm is close to us! It's in Lewiston!
Me: Alex, how does that work?
Alex: It's shaped like that!
Me: So, it's just swarming around us then, huh?
Steve: Yes, we're in the eye of the storm.
Me: Does it have hurricane force winds, too?
Alex: Are you guys making fun of me?
February 2009
27 posts
Sweet 16
1. I am so sorry for saying something that I didn’t mean, and leaving you hanging with nothing, but silence. You deserve better than what I could give you. I hope that someday, you’ll understand.
2. You have always been my best friend, and my hero. If anything is ever wrong, you’re the first person I go to. I’ll always be on your side no matter what happens, and no matter...
