Forever Young

After reading Hannah’s post saying how no one is on Tumblr anymore, I’ve decided to change that.

First off, I’m out of school now. Summer has officially started for us college kids, so I’m pretty excited. The week since I’ve been out has been very interesting, but I’m not here to talk about that. I’ve recently gained another enemy in this world.

And they know exactly who they are. 

As of Friday, there has been a fisher that has been scampering, frolicking across my yard, almost taunting me, threatening to eat my dog, and cat. I am dedicating my summer to the finding of this cunning animal, and pumping some buckshot in its disgustingly morbid head.

But, besides the fisher that has been haunting my life as of late, I now have a mohawk to go along with my beard. After getting the mohawk, I’m now 5% faster. I couldn’t really figure out why until Jonathan explained to me that it was basic aerodynamics. So, I’m hoping this will affect my already explosive leaping, and running skills for Saturday’s game against the hated Whitney brothers.

Who said white men can’t jump?

Also, anyone that hasn’t made a Twitter, they should do so. There’s a reason why the website is so popular. Go find out.