| thatguyneptune's status: | DO NOT WRITE. I AM BUSY
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| gh3ttoskate: | hey
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| thatguyneptune: | hey
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| thatguyneptune: | what's up?
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| gh3ttoskate: | nothing at all
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| gh3ttoskate: | just wanted to write because you were “busy”
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| thatguyneptune: | LOL
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| gh3ttoskate: | I have a name for the feelings after a good poop
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| gh3ttoskate: | Post-Poop Syndrome
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| thatguyneptune: | PPS
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| gh3ttoskate: | symptoms include
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| thatguyneptune: | tightening of the rectum
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| thatguyneptune: | swelling of the anal cavity
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| gh3ttoskate: | stomach cramping
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| gh3ttoskate: | numbness of legs, and feet due to the restricted blood flow that comes with sitting on a toilet for prolonged periods of time
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| thatguyneptune: | decrease in blood pressure
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| gh3ttoskate: | hot flashes
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| gh3ttoskate: | and butt flakes
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| thatguyneptune: | i'm reading wiki hows
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| gh3ttoskate: | the how to ask a significant other to lose weight one could have came in handy a while ago
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| thatguyneptune: | i read that
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| gh3ttoskate: | 1. Confront the person you wish to talk to about losing weight.
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| gh3ttoskate: | how is that supposed to work?
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| gh3ttoskate: | "hey honey, today when I was looking at you, I realized that you need to lose weight."
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| thatguyneptune: | HEY!! WE SHOULD GO ON A DIET TOGETHER!
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| gh3ttoskate: | 3. Focus on health, rather than looks. It is important to explain that you are attracted to them now, and that should not be the primary focus.
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| gh3ttoskate: | "It's not that you're FAT, I just want you to be healthy. I love the way you look now."
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| thatguyneptune: | YOU LOOK GREAT
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| gh3ttoskate: | speaking of being fat, do you know what irritates me?
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| gh3ttoskate: | that KFC got rid of the buffalo snacker
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| thatguyneptune: | yes
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| gh3ttoskate: | the colonel is rolling in his grave right now
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| thatguyneptune: | CNN.com - KFC buff Colonel Sanders' grave found empty.
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| gh3ttoskate: | look on the bright side, 16oz coke glasses at McDonalds
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| thatguyneptune: | yes
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| thatguyneptune: | the golden arches just got a bit brighter |
