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Timmy Coogle
Someone decided to accuse Steve of wanting this girl. So, here is a list of things he’d rather do, rather than…you know.
- Do Homework
- Self inflict paper cuts
- Listen to the Jonas Brothers
- Clean up after Dave and Fran
- Get dentures
- Listen to Timmy Coogle speak on Sunday mornings
- Eat Lacie’s holiday cookies
- Watch an iCarly marathon
- Listen to The Maine…live
- Have an intelligent conversation with the creator of Boohbah
- Listen to Alex play blues
- Hug Adrian Gilmore
- Eat Chinese with Danielle Keith
- Have a pet Llama
- Listen to Philip sing, and play power chords
- Not buy anything at Caswell’s
- Eat a Butt Cheek Burger with a side of Poop Nuggets
- Go to a gay club with the resident CM flame
- Read War and Peace..backwards
- Have dinner with a she-male
- Play strip poker at a retirement home
- Wrestle a rabid gorilla
- Give a back massage to bubble lady
- Spend time in Chinese torture chambers
- Be waterboarded
- Be boiled to death
- Be decapitated
Hopefully, this proves his point. The end.
