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The List
Since Melanie made a list before her trip to Germany, I decided to make one of my own. Friday is usually the busiest day of the week, so be prepared for an epic list.
- Harass Phil about anything I can.
- Shoot the grouse that is always in my driveway with my airsoft gun.
- Find something to eat.
- Hide Steve’s hair straightner, then candy coat his deodorant with dirt.
- Prank call the Culvers.
- Start my season on MVP Baseball 2005.
- Rake.
- Practice my wiffleball knuckler.
- Try on headbands, and sleeves with Grant.
- Work on my vertical leap.
- Learn the way of the samurai.
- Play football.
- Trash talk athletically superior opponents.
- Have ice cream.
- BE APATHETIC.
- Not go to Germany.
